wanakoworks:

knifeeared:

orlesianscum:

ubersaur:

like fuck this place for real tho. I walk in and a lady gets stabbed. I walk around more and some dude drags me into a haunted house and makes me kill him. I walk around more and my new buddy is murdered by the guards that are now trying to arrest me. fuck this place. Im not about this life.

and just before you walk in “This is Markarth, traveler, safest city in the Reach!”

don’t forget the cannibals

Markarth is the Los Angeles of Skyrim. true story.

wanakoworks:

knifeeared:

orlesianscum:

ubersaur:

like fuck this place for real tho. I walk in and a lady gets stabbed. I walk around more and some dude drags me into a haunted house and makes me kill him. I walk around more and my new buddy is murdered by the guards that are now trying to arrest me. fuck this place. Im not about this life.

and just before you walk in “This is Markarth, traveler, safest city in the Reach!”

don’t forget the cannibals

Markarth is the Los Angeles of Skyrim. true story.

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callingoutbigotry:

These leafdogs soothe my soul

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solarbird:

xgenepositive:

mmmahogany:

#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

I love that Barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant

"Hahahaha women do laundry, right John?  You with me, John?"
Don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian.”

This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

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somethingpointy:

Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.

Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.

Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.

Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.

Nice monster hospitals would be amazing

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lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

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jesuschill:

*dies trying to hit the high notes in Chandelier*

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chicken-soup-for-the-sollux:

penguinfrost:

princesscorndog:

the soothing sound of 14 pitched down crying babies

image

I’M LAUGHING SO fUCKING HARD

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flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

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